What kind of an Army do the Swiss have? I know they have that amazing Swiss Army Knife. How effective is?
Posted: October 18th, 2010 | Author: admin | Filed under: Questions | Tags: -corkscrew, defensive wall, pair of scissors, Screwdriver, soldier, spoon | 5 Comments »it in time of combat? Does one soldier pull out a corkscrew, another pulls out screwdriver, and one more pulls out a spoon and a fork and they form a defensive wall? " Get past me, buddy and I have someone waiting for you a pair of scissors."
I forgot ‘with’. ‘waiting for you with a pair of scissors.’

That and a bar of Swiss chocolate would subdue the CANADIAN army.
Read up on the Swiss Guard at the Vatican and the sacrifice the Swiss made for Louis and Marie Antoinette and get back to me on the knife thing.
i believe they do have a army but for their own protection i never seen them in combat, and as far as the knife thing i think it was origanlly made for solidiers kinda like todays gerber or leatherman used by our combat troops. if you go back a bit in history you will find that our army used to eat C rations and they had a tool called a P38 which was one of the most ingenious tools ever made. it was a screw driver can opener box cutter or anything else it could be used for.
rofl….Would a knife like this neutralize the enemy? I guess they could always open a bottle of bubbly and propose a truce…lol
I would hate to be using that thing as a weapon. I would want them to sign a waiver of sorts stating that they wouldn’t kill me while I was sorting through the 32-plus appliances, not includig the toothpick, to find out which apparatus I wished to use. LOL
Thanks! You made my day with that one!